Shock and fright
All the creatures of the night
Theyre coming after me
And were runnin runnin runnin cant you see
All the these things comin after me

Bill collectors, tax inspectors
Parking enforcement
Has got government endorsement
to take my money away from me

Shock and fright
All the creatures of the night
Theyre coming after me
And were runnin runnin runnin cant you see
All the these things comin after me –e –e

My ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend
and his Mercedes Benz
She calls me lazy
So what I’m happy this way

Presidents, dead presidents,
The residents,
at my apartment complex
complain about all the loud sex
but they just don’t know

I’m alone and watchin porno

Shock and fright
All the creatures of the night
Theyre coming after me

All this stuff is pretty tiring
For a guy thats lazy like me

i just might
try the other side
oh it’s the easy life
to be a monster
Such a __ __ tonight

Bill collectors, tax inspectors
Presidents, residents and old girlfriends (x3)