He bought a bullseye at the county fair
to show what a good shot he was
cost him fourteen dollars and ninety five
it's on the wall can you see can you see can you see can you see it

 

She caught a stuffed tiger full of styrofoam beads
do you see how she carry's with ease
a safe smile wiped across her face
no fear for his fabric teeth

 

You're a plate you're a plate your a plate your a messy paper plate
You're a plate your a plate you're a mess paper, ah

 

He swings a silver hammer on a copper plate sending lights shooting straight in the air
a brassy bell rings out but i hear one sound as he shouts
i'm the winner i'm the winner i'm the winner

 

Stuck carney smiles with no teeth at all
counting stacks of green paper bills
next to those milkjugs that just wont fall
and a bursting money till

 

You're a plate you're a plate your a plate your a messy paper plate
You're a plate your a plate you're a mess paper, ah