A whale of a tale now
Just a whale…one second (apologizes to his mom)
Well it’s gettin’ tribal
You have to hold on as tight as you can
A little ________ I took
Will you ride on me if you would
You’re gonna see scales
Gonna be probably a little lovely animal, mammals
We’re all mammals
Talkin about wanna see a treat for your eyes
Unless you don’t like certain people seeing my big surpriiiiise
You ever seen a whale gettin it on?
She has, I know cuz I asked her
Ya’ll ever seen such a thing
Let me lay out the scene
Lay it out if ya know what I mean
Way beneath the ocean
For such a beautiful reason
whoa oh oh oh
Sometimes you...want
Something to do
Talkin little bit about
Talkin bout Moby Dick ya’ll
Ever find yourself chasing a wild whale and you never know you’re when you’re gonna get a piece
You got your spear in hand and you know there’s wild whales on demand back in the ____ back home where you come from and your looking for this wild whale, and your searching all around the ocean to see its little whigga majigga and little do you, do you realize while your sittin in the bar behind you, behind the bar on the other side of the street, it’s a whale brothel
Where they got whale peep shows
Where you can see the sperm whales, and the humpback whales, gettin it on
Whale porno ya’ll, It’s whale porno
Jared: Tell them about, what’s your favorite kind of whale in such a movie.
Jackson: I like to free willy.
Jared: What kind of whale is free willy?
Jackson: Whatever kind of whale you want it to be. I don’t know.
Jared: How about a humpback?
Jackson: I think it’s a killer.
See a nice ____ sperm whale
Talkin bout whale porno
We’re talkin bout whale porno
____ ______ come out of those overflows and don’t want none of what goes on underneath the sea
They’ll let you park the boat where your floatin in the ocean
And wonder what’s going on underneath the sea
Well I would..I would uh..
Yes I would suggest going down to the local whale porno store and picking yourself up a copy of Moby Dick and my favorite film, Free my Willy and I’ll poke your Hontas.
It’s whale porno ya’ll, Jared take it away
Jared: Let’s free Willy.
Willy has been freed!